Happily loving each other for about 1000 years…
Most marriages (at least where I live) end up divorcing within 20 years.
1000 years of love can’t be faked. There is no way 2nd choice love can last this long.
Nothing less than being the most adored, most loved and most cherished can make it that far.
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
During a math test
- Me:my answer = 23
- Answer choices:170, 195, 264, 362
- Me:well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.






